OMG!!!!!!

OMG!
STOP THE NOISE!
STOP THE RINGING!
IT’S THE STUPID HEADSETS AT WORK!
THIS TITINIUS IS REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO BUY A HEADSET THAT TURNS DOWN THE VOLUME!
(Yes they should do that but if I wait for them – I could be deaf by then!!!)