Sexy red and Lacey...

Coming back from the street work.
I was talking to Matt tonight. God works in mysterious ways.
He was telling me about the impact I have had on him.
I feel so overwhelmed. He has opened my eyes to so much, he has really changed my life. We miss talking to each other if I don't go out for a while.
I'm beginning to think that my mums got her wires crossed with her faith and my brother is worshiping some one called pon tun hu or something!
It really disturbed me. I had an argument/ heated discussion with my mum about what the Christian faith is all about. She's confused with all the bull shit my cousin and other Jehovah wittiness people feed her.
She needs to go to a Christian church and get someone to tell her what it's about.
I loose patience because she can't understand.
I read my last post. God it sounds so boring! Why would people read this crap!
I have no love life which I can delve into in great explicit detail, Currently no dog which I can love and write about how I go on daily runs with it, I have no interest in anyone and I'm feeling less then amusing about my random thoughts.
Maybe if I delved into my past relationship it would become mere interesting.
Ha ha.
Hey why not?! I'll tell you something I found amusing.
I think I was 19, with my boyfriend at the time Pablo.
We were at his work Christmas party. He had been working at this place for about six months so he was still trying to impress people.
I was feeling great, sexy and loved. I was wearing a long black and red shimmery skirt and a white top shaped like a V at the frount and it exposed my back. My long blonde hair covered most of my back up, but the effect was there.
During the night I was off dancing and Pablo was talking with the "seniors" of his section. I had occasionally gone up to him chatted for a bit then danced off with another young girl Kate who had been dragged along with by her boyfriend.
As the night went on I got more seductive. A smile crossed my face as I hatched my plan for the night. Another glass of wine and I was tottering off to the ladies Kate in tow.
Giggling like school girls I slid off my lacey red G. This was going to be the start of a raunchy night ahead.
We walked back into the main room and up to where Pablo was talking to the head of senior management, their wives and a woman who worked in the office.
I discreetly placed the lace deep inside his pocket.
He didn't realise in the slightest what I had done.
I kiss him lightly on the cheek and walk away.
I figured he would go to the bar to get another drink and find them when he reaches in to get his wallet. He would be surprised but smile then let me know in his own way that he was awaiting the night ahead. A look that we knew that I was in fact wearing nothing under that skirt and it would be something that only we (and Kate) would know. Oh how wrong was I.
I had gone off and was dancing away when during his conversation with these management office people Pablo casually puts his hand in his pocket.
"What's -" He pulls out the lacey red G and looks at it like a deer in headlights!
What was going to be a personal seductive moment between two people became a moment shared with his boss and other members of Management!
He didn't tell me until we were in the car on the drive home.
He said that he actually liked what I did and the fact that everyone saw, I guess it made him feel chuffed!
I could go on to talk about the rest of the night and the detailed car ride home but that would be way to embarrassing, I laugh now about it but the boyfriend wasn't so impressed with me! He had a low car - I'll say no more!
heee hheee heeee
I sometimes wonder if Elliott reads this blog because he made reference to it once.
Hopefully this was a bit more of an interesting read then my last post!