Keeping the faith...AM run outs :)

He he he he he he :) Ha heheheheh :)
Call it what you want but I'm silently giggling he he he :)
Ok, For you to get a chuckle I have to give you a bit of history.
My brother is involved with a church which worships some Asian man who claimed that he was Jesus re incarnate. I don't like it because he is VERY easily manipulated into believing them and or other such things. This brings me to what happened tonight.
I had a bit of a cleaning overhurl I dusted,swept and washed. When I dusted I moved my brothers model of a plane he made. Now he has OCD (obssive compulsive disorder)
and knows exactly where everything is kept.
I come home at 10.15pm and he's in bed but gets up.
"Did you have someone come round today?"
"No, why?"
"One of your male friends come round?"
"No,why??" He didn't believe me. I hate it when he does that.
"He touched my plane, make sure that they don't touch my plane"
"Oh - whatever." I walk off.
Honestly I didn't even realize that I moved it dusting. Easy done. It was only slightly moved anyway.
He follows me into the kitchen. He's got this look on his face. It's the confused/puzzled/astounded look that he gets, like something isn't not right.
"Did you see a bit of paper in the dictionary?"
"What paper?"
"A little bit of paper, I put it in the dictionary under s because I had a dream about this spiritual word starting with S which meant "higher being"."
He just does these stupid things. Don't ask cos I don't know.
"No I didn't see any paper"
"OooH. I can't find it. I've looked and looked" He's looking through it while talking.
"It's not hear! Maybe I threw it out. No I couldn't of, I don't remember doing that" He searches through the bin.
"Hear it is! But I don't remember throwing it out!"
I look at it, of course he doesn't remember doing it - I did it!
It wasn't a small piece of paper it was A4 size and it was my bank statement. He wrote one word on it and just scribble. So I threw it out.
It amused me and so it started.
Me: "Ooow, How do you think it got in the bin? That's wired, that's very weird."
My eyes widen as I keep a straight face.

"I don't know, I didn't do it"

"Gosh. You know you shouldn't do that sort of thing, mess with higher beings. I know I've been there. Very wired things happen -
(I got into it when I was younger nothing really happened. It was more to do with angles and stuff) Oow be careful. I had a person in my room the other week. I could feel her in my room! I also heard like a banging outside on my wall!... I tell ya, it's this church that you are going to. Jesus doesn't like it when you worship other beings that claim to be him!"
"I don't worship what they do, I worship Jesus. Who was she in your room?? What did she look like??"

"Older woman, I don't know who she was. It doesn't matter, you still go worship with them"

He stops and thinks.
He starts to reassure himself.
"Nah, I'm ok, I believe in Jesus"

"Oh look, If I was you I would wear a cross to bed"
I can't tell you , It was sooo hard keeping a straight face but I pulled it off!!! Is this mean? cos I'm thinking it's funny!

He looks concerned as he heads back to bed.

Hehehehehehehehehe This is where I plot my night. I find this highly amusing! :)he he
Before I go to bed tonight I'm going to do a run around.
There's like a lane way between the fence and the house and it's his bedroom at the end of it. So it has to e done! I'm going to make a noise and pat with my hand all the way down the side of the house. He'll freak!!!
The morning will come and I'll just laugh and still not tell him it was me!
Is it bad that this is what it comes down to, to get a laugh at my brothers expense!?
He left him self wide open - It has to be done!